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dans-homosensual-agenda:

Some of you have never gotten all your books confiscated by your third grade teacher because you were reading them under your desk in math class and it shows 

(via marscupcake)

virgoboy:

me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today you won’t have to do it tomorrow

myself @ me: fuck you…

(via taikuutta)

panic-at-the-hydra-base:

Some of y’all skipped the 9th doctor and it shows

(via taikuutta)

kinesthetiac:

oddbagel:

kinesthetiac:

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78

(Source: kinesthetiachomoromanticore, via juliuscaesarofficial)

nassadii:

kaasknot:

bara-zoku:

tolkienteacher:

juan-the-gecko:

When women want to fuck monsters:

Originally posted by submersivemedia

Originally posted by southern-values

Originally posted by awidevastdominion

Originally posted by cvasquez

Originally posted by xbunnyclawsx

Originally posted by assian-candor

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

via @trillgutterbug

(via gaygay-astronaut)